Thursday, February 20, 2014

intro plz

bonjour, my name is SLIM SHADY
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jk it's not.

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my name is Jade DeMure

not as cool but hey! wuts gooooooodddd cuz!

i'm gunna spare all of us and i'm gunna cut the usual "omg well i guess im blogging now!!!" crap and i'm just gunna get to the point.


like i said, i'm jade.


here are some meaningless-to-you facts about me:

i was California born, Arizona raised and currently California living again! but who knows where i will be next. (foreshadowing hint: i'll probably be in utah) (i know you were biting your nails in suspense to know)

i love sour candy and long drives by myself.

i'm 8teen yrs young.

i don't like being LDS. i love it. (gotchya didn't i? *insert smirk face emoji here*) and i would NOT, let me repeat that, NOT AT ALL be where i am today without the gospel. and where i am right now is peace. where i am at right now is happiness.

my siblings & parents are my very best friends. theyre annoying as freak but hilarious as H E double hell.

I believe life is wonderful and full of bliss. I also believe that life is hilarious. seriously sometimes things happen to me and i'm just like "of course" like "of course i would drop this rusty chair on my foot and now its bleeding so now i probably have tetanus of course" or "of course the second day i have my computer it crashes of course this happens cuz i mean it wouldnt be right to let me keep my best friends wedding videos course not" and that's why i love it so darn much. my life can be such a joke and it makes me literally L O L.

although sometimes your heart gets broken, you stub your toe on the coffee table, your pizza lands topping-side down on your white carpet, or your selfie doesn't get as many likes as you hoped, you just have to put faith in a bigger plan. life is a lot easier to handle if you're smiling and/or laughing. (plus laughing gives you abs and who doesn't want abs) (laughing does give you abs right?..)

pointless sidenote: other things that i dabble in that you can expect to see bits of in the future: discussing the real stuff in life, telling stories, normal gal stuff, and some not so normal gal stuff, funny memes, jokes that are comedic genius to me but fairly idiotic to others, and giving people advice i'm not obligated to give but give it anyway.


CHEESY SHPEEL ABOUT MUSIC AHEAD; PROCEED W/ CAUTION






okay folks, i strongly believe music can change people and you know what? people can change the world. such a powerful thought, am i right? ever heard of the butterfly effect? ya, it's true ppl.

music is soup for the soul. it heals, warms, and comforts the heart.

like REALLY what would we do without music!!!??? seriously let's stop and picture life without music for one second...


I HATE THIS LETS STOP makes me wanna throw up or pull my hair out im not sure which one yet

well if you haven't guessed by now i love music. listening, sharing, making, singing, playing it. anything i love everything to have to do it. 

i love music & everything about it. it's just something magical. it really is. i love the way it can turn your mood topsy turvy in .3 seconds. i love when it's rainy and cloudy and you have a strange desire to be depressed so you put in your headphones lay in your bed and listen to your "i feel like crying playlist" yet it makes you feel so good. i love that i can be in a super happy, on-top-of-the-world mood then i hear isaac russell sing "Elizabeth" and the next thing i know i'm tearing up and my heart is being tugged by the sweet sound that is "passion". sounds strange but it's my favorite thing in the whole world.

that's why i sing

that's why i love to sing to people and for people.

i want so badly to make people feel emotions they can't feel in reality because the situations and mentality of the song's story line and melody doesn't fit their personal life, but somehow...just somehow... when they hear me sing they can understand and feel those feelings and they maybe they get sudden chills on their legs or cant help but tap their foot or sway or nod their head.

but that's just my wishful thinking....


but i'll talk about my musical escapades l8r.... 


SO i'm not a photographer by any means (but my bestie 4 lyfe Jaci is an amazing one), but i do enjoy taking pictures of pretty things with my iphone.

anyways, i digress (i tend to do that a lot)...

get ready for some introductions VIA pictures. because pictures can explain to you who i am way better than any words will...... like i said photocred usually goes to the adorbs @jacimariesmith


so without further adieu,

ladies and germs, Jade DeMure:













are you still alive? did you survive the selfies?!







































ok but this is REALLY jade.....


















































yes unfortunately this cat was already plastered to the wall before i had the chance to caress his soft fur coat 






& yes unfortunately this sea turtle was already glazed before i attempted and failed to give him "noggin"....



well uh yeah! that's pretty much me in a nutshell. 


sorry if i wasted your time but i'm sure you will get over it.


l8r troops